So true it is scary

(listening to: Nirvana - "jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam)

This is my horoscope from the onion.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Just when you think things couldn't possibly get any worse, they'll get a little better for about a day or two before reverting back to being equally as bad as they were when you thought they couldn't get worse. A week after that, though—bam!—you'll be proven wrong.